WELCOME TO PF’S PIZZA
Half pizza shop. Half BMX headquarters. Nobody remembers exactly when riders started hanging around here — only that they never stopped.
The parking lot became the center of Alvern Heights after midnight.
LATE NIGHT DELIVERY
If the neon sign is still glowing, someone is still inside.
Most deliveries arrive hot. Some arrive with BMX parts. A few never arrive at all.
THE PARKING LOT
Every rider in town eventually ends up here.
Deals get made. Bikes get traded. Arguments get settled.
Officer McCarthy drives through twice an hour. Nobody leaves.
LOCAL RUMORS
People still claim there’s an abandoned tunnel system underneath PF’s Pizza connected to old drainage infrastructure near Zone 76.
Nobody has proven it. Nobody has disproven it either.
EMPLOYEE NOTICE
DO NOT:
• race delivery vehicles in the parking lot
• test fireworks behind the dumpsters
• ask who Ted was
• open unmarked utility doors
MAMMA ALVERN SAYS
“Eat your pizza hot. Ride your bike fast. And if the cops ask questions, you never saw Pinchbolt Pete.”